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killertomato
09-19-2005, 04:01 PM
Hi,

I found this article and I wanted to share it with you. Alltough I could of course take 15 minutes to translate this article, most of you know I am a lazy dog, so I put it into the allmighty translator. This program does of course not recognize grammar so it's full of strange sentences.

My confidence in your intelligence is small, but I still bear hope that you can understand most of it:

BNN, ever were it the most brutal broadcasting of the Netherlands. Today the day of BNN present Avro's Sterrenslag and the improvisatietheater of A think you. _ time for a beetje pip, think the programmer. As from 10 October BNN with needles come and to swallow, communicates pointed today. In needles and to swallow will experiment Filemon Wesselink with drugs and sex. Not to make freakshow, but to give information, medium director at of dike puts. To outline a picture of the programme: announcer Filemon Wesselink undergoes live experimentings. Thus he orally will let himself be satisfied by a man and a woman afterwards to tell what nicest was. Also he tests all drugs from, already he lets the heroin needle to itself go beyond, on the advice of the Jellinekkliniek. Sex sells, which is an ancient fist rule in marketing. But I do not think that BNN have it necessary. Moreover: the time in which erotiek and porno dirtied the Dutch beeldbuis, nevertheless belongs to the past time?

To put it into context: it's a TV-show wich brings some very controversial subjects to the viewer like the use of drugs and sex to wich the announcer of the programme is submitted... Pretty sick if you ask me.

Your thaughts?

emery
09-19-2005, 06:25 PM
Don't people have any sense of decency anymore? :mad:
Oh my God, what has the world come to? :(

Schrem [506th PIR]
09-19-2005, 06:27 PM
Back to the springs^^......adam and eva ,lol

emery
09-19-2005, 06:51 PM
Btw killer tomato, yep that translation is pretty weird :D

killertomato
09-19-2005, 07:06 PM
Lol, I know. Some sentences made me lol (hehe, trans.: laugh out loud).

Hmmm...

Anyway, the anouncer, Filemon Wesselink'*, is a pretty messed up dude. :p
One of his dreams was to be beaten to a knock out by a professional kickboxer. He ended up unconsious with a ruptured rib...

Well yeah, I guess this world has seen it's best days... :rolleyes:

/ walks away wisseling 'always look at the bright side of life!'

*http://www.bnn.nl/img?id=5195502&ts=1104849766000

Albert_Wesker
09-19-2005, 08:43 PM
Yeah, thats some pretty sick shit :rolleyes:

75thDeadMan
09-20-2005, 01:19 AM
DUH!!!! SEX ALWAYS SELLS. n00b.