If World War II had been an RTS

[CBowling]

My friend showed me this. Its pretty funny



If WW2 was an online RTS(RealTimeStrategy) game, this is how it'd go....


*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u ***s im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun *****ocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all ***s
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*

[DarkCanuck]

thats not bad at all, lol. well actually i didnt laugh out loud, i just snickerd slightly, which counts as an "lol" on the net.

[2ltben]

*adds another tally to the count*

[NortherlyNanook]

Hmmm. I think I've seen this or something very similar to it before. Funny stuff though.

[aag567]

"This fockin sucks i got a depression!", Hehe.

[Kaos]

Maybe it's because I'm a bit hysterical due to a temperature of 41 degrees celsius but I found that absof*ckinglutely hilarious!


tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*

[OliverMarshall]

was pretty funny, had a good chuckle

[biggles]

I thought the stuff about nukes was very funny too.
"wtf is nukes?"
Bleep:"Tojo has been destroyed."

[xtc-alec]

allmost every ww2 forum i go on this is posted lol

[2ltben]

No, they all do. I can guarantee it;)

[Volvulus]

Best lines
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?

[{TLC}Corporal_Jigsore]

hahah this is good! i hope u didnt steal it off someone because that is good

[2ltben]

hahah this is good! i hope u didnt steal it off someone because that is good
This is ages old, mate. Its been circulating around the gaming community as a whole for years.

[CBowling]

Ya, I found it on another forum. But it is still funny. lol

[ApeX]

Hehe, i've never seen that.

Pretty funny stuff, I laughed.

[kapulA]

paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*

That always makes me chuckle. :D

[DavidUpton]

paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*

That always makes me chuckle. :D

When I first saw that bit it had me in stitches. :D

[Sgt So and So]

Yea, I showed this to my English teacher a year ago. I got detention:D .

[NortherlyNanook]

Yeah... Not a good thing to show an English teacher, due to the... uh... incomprehensible speak.

I should've shown it to my US History teacher back in 11th grade, who actually played a bit of CounterStrike. He might've appreciated it.

[Neetje]

That was fun to read:D

[[EID]Sharp]

This is ages old, mate. Its been circulating around the gaming community as a whole for years.

I first saw it here:

http://www.1944game.com/forum/showthread.php?t=913

:-)

[BillSpargo]

Yea, I showed this to my English teacher a year ago. I got detention:D .
Why on earth did you get detention?:confused: Unless you submitted it as your own work of course.:mad:
Naughty boy!

[Xendance]

Why on earth did you get detention?:confused: Unless you submitted it as your own work of course.:mad:
Naughty boy!

I've seen a boy getting detention for spitting bubble gum out of his mouth _ON WEEKEND_. He got detention on the next school day.

[Sgt So and So]

Why on earth did you get detention?:confused: Unless you submitted it as your own work of course.:mad:
Naughty boy!
Life's a beach. Teachers are the ocean.
What I mean is, these teachers must've had like a metal rod shoved into their mouth at age seven for saying a bad word, because if you say ANYTHING- I mean, "Dagnabbit" will get you lunch detention- even god, you're dead.

[SCUBAKev]

Another good one...


Prelude to war
[edit]adolfinator7 Strikes First
*adolfinator7 has entered the game*

*adolfinator7 takes over for player:WeimarRep

adolfinator7: sweet. j00z and c0munizts are da suxorz!!!!11!1!11!

*adolfinator7 captures Rhineland!*

*Franc3 has entered the game*

*UK has entered the game*

Franc3: d00d you can't do that. look at the rules!!

adolfinator07: fux dat i make my on rulz from now on.

adolfinator07: but i do want peace. just want to make the reich whole again.

*Marlboro Man is no longer idle!*

Marlboro Man: UK we should do som3thing about adolf. that dude wants war.

UK: Nah, war sucks. Besides he wants peace.

Franc3: yeah i agree wit you UK.

[edit]ITALY Goes on the Move

ITALY's first victory. The west did noting*ITALY has entered the game!*

*Ethiopia has entered the game*

*ITALY attacks Ethiopia!*

Ethiopia: help plz?

*ITALY has killed Ethiopia!*

Ethiopia: f1rst its uz, then itz u. l@tr n00bz.

*Ethiopia has left the game!*

adolfinator7: sweet kill itlay

ITALY: thanx adolf. you're cool

*ITALY captures Ethiopia!*

[edit]happy_fun_island_place Starts war in Asia

The happy_fun_island_place solders were noted for their brutality in China.*happy_fun_island_place has entered the game*

*Rep_of_CHiNa has entered the game*

*happy_fun_island_place attacks Rep_of_CHiNa, 30 Damage!*

Rep_of_CHinA: oww oww oww. yo, CKS help free the country from the agrezzorz?

CKS: yeah, they h4x0rz.

[edit]Der Anschluss
*pwnedland has entered the game*

adolfinator7: lol noobz ph33r my 1337 skills!!011!!

pwnedland: you sux noob, you still emo lol?

adolfinator7: take this n00b

*adolfinator7 has killed pwnedland!*

pwnedland: OW fuk u btch

adolfinator7: ha ha tank patch is teh 1337 noobz

*adolfinator7 captures Austria!*

[edit]The Munich Agreement

UK pronounces "peace in our time."*ChexMix has entered the game*

adolfinator7: yo ChexMix, give me the sudatenland.

ChexMix: fuk no, thats mine.

adolfinator7: so what, theres germans living there and you're oppressing them.

ChexMix: ur crazy n00b

Franc3:lol, i'll back you up ChexMix.

ChexMix: thanks man. youre cool.

adolfinator7: i ain't playing. give me the sudatenland!

*UK is no longer idle.*

UK: maybe we can make a deal to keep da peace.

adolfinator7: fine


adolfinator7 announces a bold new strategyFranc3: WTF uk, u r such a gurl.

*Sudatenland is transfered from ChexMix to adolfinator7*

ChexMix: n00bz

UK: now we have peace in our time :D

*adolfinator07 captures Czechoslovakia!*

UK: WTF!!! no more conquering. attack one more nation and we're going to war.

Franc3: yeah

[edit]ppl_0f_sp41n rise up
*ppl_0f_sp41n has declared utopia!*

fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4: wtf, n00b!

ppl_0f_sp41n: j00 r st00pid, f45c15t!

adolfinator7: ill help you, fr4nk13

*adolfinator7 sends bats and gats to fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4*

ITALY: so will i

*ITALY sends more bats and more gats to fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4*

ppl_0f_sp41n: WTF! some1 help!

UK: no way, n00b

Franc3: yeah

motherussia: ill help you

*motherussia sends ghetto bats and ghetto gats to ppl_0f_sp41n*

fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4: d00d those are so ghetto

*fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4 has struck ppl_0f_sp41n, 23 damage!*

*ppl_0f_sp41n has struck fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4, 5 damage!*

fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4: lol n00b

*fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4 has struck ppl_0f_sp41n, 20 damage!*

*fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4 has killed ppl_0f_sp41n!*

fr4nk13_f4l4n615t4: w00t! i am t3h r00l3r of sp41n!

[edit]adolfinator7 and motherussia make Peace
*motherussia captures poorman!*

*motherussia captures poorerman!*

*motherussia captures poorestman!*

*motherussia captures gothkid12345!*

motherussia: yo coldfish, gimme carland007

cold_fish27: f u, biach!

*motherussia has struck cold_fish27, 4 damage!*

cold_fish27: u die for that n00b!

*cold_fish27 has struck motherussia, 5 damage!*

motherussia: wtf r u cheating? DIE!!11111111

*cold_fish27 has struck motherussia, 7 damage!*

*motherussia has struck cold_fish27, 7 damage!*

motherussia: u hax!!!!111111111111!

*cold_fish27 has struck motherussia, 5 damage!

*motherussia has struck cold_fish27, 20 damage!*

cold_fish27: I don't give a f___ nemore! Have Karelia I dun wanit!

*cold_fish27 has left the game*

*motherussia captures Karelia!*

motherussia: ha ha I am teh 1337 at item gathering

adolfinator7: no ur not! It took u a l00000000000ng time to kill cold_fish......

motherussia: yo adolf... peace?

adolfinator7: lm40 l0l0l0l! but sure

[edit]The War Begins[

*P0lska Attacked!*

*adolfinator7 has struck P0lska, 30 damage!*

*motherussia has struck P0lska, 22 damage!*

*adolfinator7 has struck P0lska, 15 damage!*

*adolfinator7 has killed P0lska!*

*boomerangman has entered the game*

*lotr_freak21 has entered the game*

*C4nuck has entered the game*

UK: u cant do that

Franc3: yea they were on our side, loser

C4nuck: yea noob you lost last time eh? lolzorz!

motherussia: lol i have got to see this

ITALY: hey noobz im with adolfinator7 he pwns j00

[edit]War in the West
*adolfinator7 has killed breakfastlovr232!*

*adolfinator7 has struck vikingsfan, 28 damage!*

vikingsfan: ow u dumb fuk fine dont kill me pleez

adolfinator7: k i need 300 gold

*Marlboro Man becomes new admin for UK!*

*adolfinator7 has killed 1<3w4ff13s!*

*adolfinator7 has killed richashell001!*

*adolfinator7 has killed better_late_than_nether!*

*adolfinator7 captures Belgium!*

*adolfinator7 captures Luxembourg!*

*adolfinator7 captures Holland!*


Franc3 humbly concedes to adolfinator7Franc3: hey OMGWTF H4X!!!!11

adolfinator7: entercheat/all your base are belong to us

*Cheat: Blitzkrieg activated*

*adolfinator7 has struck Franc3, 84 damage!*

Franc3: ow you dumb fukkr ow

*adolfinator7 has struck Franc3, 100 damage!*

*adolfinator7 has killed Franc3!*

[edit]The Battle of Britain
UK: u homo! u go down for this!

adolfinator7: entercheat/all your base are belong to us

*Cheat: Blitzkrieg activated*

UK: dam this is n0t going well

*Cheat Detected: Blitzkrieg*

*Luftwaffe has struck RAF, 2 damage!*

*RAF has struck Luftwaffe, 55 damage!*

UK: LOLOLOLOLOLOL! ha! i've installed the RADAR anti-cheat patch!

adolfinator7: ok, you still hurt you enough so that you can't fight back.

[edit]Kick in the Balkans
Greece: hey guyz can I join?

ITALY: no u die 2 >:(

*ITALY strikes Greece, 20 damage!*

*Greece strikes ITALY, 22 damage!*

ITALY Yo adolf, help us out plz?

*adolfinator7 has killed Greece*

*ITALY has killed afrikaman!*

*ITALY captures Greece!*

ITALY: ha ha adolf u the best

adolfinator7: thx man long live axis!

adolfinator7: these n00bz are teh sux0rz

*Hugo_slav_man42 has entered the game*

Hugo_slav_man42: hey wuts goin on

adolfinator7: were pwning n00bz, wanna join

ITALY: yeah its fun

Hugo_slav_man42: sure why not

*adolfinator7 has struck motherussia, 23 damage!*

War in the East
*adolfinator7 captures Ukraine!*

motherussia: WTF, no TK!!

motherussia: fuk this, im with uk now

*coldfish27 has entered the game*

coldfish27: haha, russia now joo r pwned

coldfish27 has struck motherussia, 15 damage!*

*coldfish27 captures Karelia!*

*numa_numa_land has entered the game*

*Maggie_R has entered the game*

Maggie_R: hey numa, gimme vampyria ill help u get back bessarabia

adolfinator7: yeah do it, she rox

ITALY: yes

numa_numa_land: k

*numa_numa_land has given vampyria to Maggie_R*

Maggie_R has struck motherussia, 17 damage!*

numa_numa_land has struck motherussia, 11 damage!*

*numa_numa_land captures Bessabara!*

numa_numa_land: thnx

motherussia: u all sux0rz ill kill u all fukerz

The Middle East
*boomerangman captures Lebanon!*

*UK captures Syria!*

War In Asia
happy_fun_island_place: hey guyz can i join and shit?

adolfinator7: man u r noob

happy_fun_island_place: no im not look at this

*happy_fun_island_place has killed vietnam_french!*

adolfinator7: hey u cool

adolfinator7: ok u can join up

happy_fun_island_place: thx man u r 1337

*USA has entered the game*

Rep_of_CHiNa: owww some1 beat up island place

USA: no way n00b, lol

*happy_fun_island_place has struck USA, 24 damage!*

happy_fun_island_place: leave our stuff alone or i'll pwn your ships

happy_fun_island_place: wait

happy_fun_island_place: OMFG LAG

USA: WTF

USA: u r ghey

USA: u going down

adolfinator7: notta chance n00b lol

*happy_fun_island_place captures Singapore!*

*happy_fun_island_place captures Indonesia!*

*happy_fun_island_place captures Hong Kong!*

C4nuck: UK u n00b i just send troops to hk and u wasted them all!

happy_fun_island_place: hey this game is fun lol

[edit]Fighting in Europe
Hugo_slav_man42: yea this is teh easy

ITALY: ROFL


adolfinator7 briefly enjoys vast military success.adolfinator7: ha ha this awexome

*motherussia has struck adolfinator7, 12 damage!*

adolfinator7: hey that hurt

adolfinator7: fine

*adolfinator7 has struck motherussia, 23 damage!*

*2 attrition damage to adolfinator7!*

motherussia: ur still a noob

*motherussia has struck adolfinator7, CRITICAL HIT! 25 damage!*

adolfinator7: OMGWTF hax!!

*motherussia captured Stalingrad!*

[edit]North Africa Campaign
*UK captures Egypt!*

*Franc3 captures Algeria!*

Hugo_slav_man42: hey isnt franc3 dead?

adolfinator7: yah i pwned his HQ

Franc3: nope, we never go away lol

UK: YES ROFL!!

USA: ha ha my turn lol

*USA captures Tunisia!*

USA: fun!

[edit]The Battle of Midway

The Battle of Midway.happy_fun_island_place: wtf is happening

*USA has struck happy_fun_island_place, 20 damage!*

*boomerangman has struck happy_fun_island_place, 7 damage!*

boomerangman: hey i actually did something m8

USA: were proud of j00

happy_fun_island_place: take this n00bz!

*happy_fun_island_place has struck USA, 8 damage!*

USA: thats nothing biatch

*happy_fun_island_place has struck Boomerangman, 5 damage!*

*happy_fun_island_place captures Darwin!

boomerangman: Darwin? wtf we dont even want it. u hav it.

[edit]Back to the Eastern Front
<code>*adolfinator7 has struck motherussia!*

*10 damage to motherussia!*

*motherussia has struck adolfinator7!*

*10 damage to adolfinator7!*

adolfinator7: wtf this is nothing





[]Italian Campaign
*USA has struck ITALY!*

*46 damage to ITALY!*

*UK has struck ITALY!*

*39 damage to ITALY!*


Italy surrenders.*C4nuck has struck ITALY!*

*30 damage to ITALY!*

ITALY: oww okay i give up

USA: u on our side now

ITALY: fien dont kill me pleez

UK: we own j00 now biatch

*USA has taken anti-p0I4nd!*

happy_fun_island_place Reconsiders its Position
S!llyH@tChinditz: *Cheat: Walking activated*

USA: Wot dus that do?

S!llyH@tChinditz: Makes me walk...

USA: ...u sux...

meanwhile...


A rearmed Rep_of_CHiNa goes on the offensive.happy_fun_island_place: holy hell

happy_fun_island_place: how is this hapennig???!???!??

*Rep_of_CHiNa has struck happy_fun_island_place!*

*23 damage to happy_fun_island_place!*

Rep_of_CHiNa: supriez noob!

USA: LOL

happy_fun_island_place: WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF! XD

The Tide Turns in Europe
*USA has struck adolfinator7!*

*17 damage to adolfinator7!*

*UK has struck adolfinator7!*

*13 damage to adolfinator7!*

*C4nuck has struck adolfinator7!*

*10 damage to adolfinator7!*

adolfinator7: oww whyyyyy ;_;

*Franc3's HQ has been liberated*

*Franc3 has respawned!*

Franc3: ha ha love this tank patch lolzorz!!!

Franc3: adolf is teh suxorz!! lol!!

Franc3: rofl!!

USA: stfu, franc3

UK: yea noob, stfu

Franc3: sry

*motherussia has struck cold_fish27!*

*24 damage to cold_fish27!*

cold_fish27: ow

USA: lol this so beats counter-strike

C4nuck: here guyzz

*C4nuck has given 4 MEDKIT to USA*

*C4nuck has given 5 MEDKIT to UK*

*C4nuck has given 1 MEDKIT to Franc3*

USA: wow thx

UK: yea thx

C4nuck: np

C4nuck: u could pay me back l8r eh?

USA: no way n00b lol

C4nuck: thats ok too

*motherussia has struck numa_numa_land!*

*27 damage to numa_numa_land!*

*motherussia has taken gothkid12345*

numa_numa_land: U HAX!!1!!

numa_numa_land: fukr

motherussia: no dumbass

motherussia: i have tons of shit

*numa_numa_land has been eliminated*

*motherussia has struck Maggie_R!*

*34 damage to Maggie_R!*

Maggie_R: fvck

Maggie_R: k u win russia

*Maggie_R has been eliminated*

adolfinator7: this has gone on long enough

*adolfinator7 has struck USA!*

*9 damage to USA!*

*adolfinator7 has struck UK!*

*10 damage to UK!*

*adolfinator7 has struck Franc3!*

*6 damage to Franc3!*

The End of the War in Europe
USA: everybody, NOW

*USA has struck USA!*

*20 damage to USA! Self inflicted damage!*

USA: ffs, turn ff off.

*UK has struck adolfinator7!*

*16 damage to adolfinator7!*

*Franc3 has struck adolfinator7!*

*.02 damage to adolfinator7!*

*motherussia has struck adolfinator7!*

*27 damage to adolfinator7!*

*motherussia has struck cold_fish27!*

*32 damage to cold_fish27!*

*motherussia has taken Carland007*

motherrussia: switch sides NOW coldfish or else!

cold_fish27: ok lets kick some fritz azz

*cold_fish27 has struck adolfinator7!*

*3 damage to adolfinator7!*

adolfinator7: WTF coldfish u will pay for this

*adolfinator has scorched cold_fish27!*

*10 damage to cold_fish27!*

*C4nuck has struck adolfinator7!*

*20 damage to adolfinator7!*

*Hugo_slav_man42 has struck adolfinator7!*

*2 damage to adolfinator7!*

*USA has struck adolfinator7!*

*25 damage to adolfinator7!*

*motherussia has struck adolfinator7!*

*35 damage to adolfinator7!*

*motherussia takes pile of ruins from adolfinator7!*

adolfinator7: arrrrgh nooooo

adolfinator7: NUMPAD9!!!111one1eleven!one!

*adolfinator7 has killed adolfinator7!*

*adolfinator7 was kicked (Server rules: no selfkill on this server!)

motherussia: dam i wanted that kill

USA: Fck KSer. oh well

motherussia: oh fine

Hugo_slav_man42: i give up too, dont kill me plz

*adolfinator7 tried to reconnect*

[edit]End of the war in the Pacific
*SERVER IS DOWN*

*PLEASE WAIT...*

*SERVER IS UP*

USA: teh server is teh ghey

UK: yea it is a fag

Franc3: u mean it likez other servers

Franc3: of the same gender lol?

motherussia: stfu, franc3

USA: so what now?

*happy_fun_island_place has struck USA!*

*8 damage to USA!*

USA: oh yeah them

*USA has struck happy_fun_island_place*

*27 damage to happy_fun_island_place!*

happy_fun_island_place: u dead now, suxorz!

*happy_fun_island_place used kamikaze!*

*21 damage to USA!*

*7 damage to happy_fun_island_place!*

USA: lol noob u serious?

happy_fun_island_place: u sux

USA: give up now or get pwned, biatch

happy_fun_island_place: bring it on, gheylord

motherussia: this has to be good

USA: if you insist, lol!

*USA entered Cheat Code: "Gimme Nuke"*

*USA uses Little Boy!*

*500 damage to happy_fun_island_place!*

*motherussia has struck happy_fun_island_place*

*19 damage to happy_fun_island_place!*

motherussia: whoa man

USA: thats not all

motherussia: u like Michael Jackson, lol

motherussia: u used little boy

USA: stfu!


USA nukes happy_fun_island_place*USA used Fat Man!*

*500 damage to happy_fun_island_place!*

*USA has killed happy_fun_island_place!*

USA: pwn3d!

USA: thats that

motherussia: fat man? lol

motherussia: thats even more messed up

USA: fck u, pervert, they were special patch anyway

USA: ull never have them ha ha

motherussia: fck u, gheylord

*motherussia has taken ukrainium*

motherussia: ha got ur code b1tch


USA and motherussia unwittingly initiate the cold war.USA: l0zer

motherussia: mofo

*SERVER IS DOWN*

*motherussia used Cheat: Steal Technology on USA. Success!*

*SERVER IS UP*

*NEXT GAME: Cold War*

*STARTING IN 5 SECONDS...*

original site: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/World_War_II_%28video_game%29