FartCop
04-10-2006, 07:53 PM
As anyone with friends, family and ex-spouces will attest there is always one aspect of humanity that is by far more engaging and destructive than any other.
I refer to the biological funtion of methane discharges at inopportune moments. That's right, farting. Sure, it's funny to hear and can make milk fly from your nose while laughing. But it's a tragic function of the human body that has led to the death and suffering of millions EVERY DAY.
I would think this feature would benefit the players in numerous ways. It could provide for additional educational material to those who are unaware of the destructive effects it has on others. Nasal infections, vision loss, mental perception degraded along with all the physical abuse it does the lower half of the body are all painful side effects of this affliction.
Can you imagine the number of lives lost during war time when the enemy was able to spot a squad or other group because of the blue flames of burning methane rising into the night sky?
To have this feature would let players view themselves through others engaging in this often horrible act of aggression in order to turn them away from the darkside. Do you think Luke Skywalker would have allow 'the act' to happen while he was fighting Darth Vader? Not even when the phallic looking helmet of Vader mocked Luke after severing his hand.
I could go on about how families have been ripped apart and opportunities for success blown away when this beast was let loose. We all need to look deep into ourselves and say No More! I won't let you ruin my trip up to the 18th floor!
I ask that if this feature isn't yet implemented that it be considered with great care. It would server humanity and hopefully bring about peace and tranquility to all of us.
To this end I have started up a petition.
The "No Ass Without a Mask' petition.
Sign it. Hope for it. Demand it.
Just post a reply if you don't have a magick internet pen like I do.....
I refer to the biological funtion of methane discharges at inopportune moments. That's right, farting. Sure, it's funny to hear and can make milk fly from your nose while laughing. But it's a tragic function of the human body that has led to the death and suffering of millions EVERY DAY.
I would think this feature would benefit the players in numerous ways. It could provide for additional educational material to those who are unaware of the destructive effects it has on others. Nasal infections, vision loss, mental perception degraded along with all the physical abuse it does the lower half of the body are all painful side effects of this affliction.
Can you imagine the number of lives lost during war time when the enemy was able to spot a squad or other group because of the blue flames of burning methane rising into the night sky?
To have this feature would let players view themselves through others engaging in this often horrible act of aggression in order to turn them away from the darkside. Do you think Luke Skywalker would have allow 'the act' to happen while he was fighting Darth Vader? Not even when the phallic looking helmet of Vader mocked Luke after severing his hand.
I could go on about how families have been ripped apart and opportunities for success blown away when this beast was let loose. We all need to look deep into ourselves and say No More! I won't let you ruin my trip up to the 18th floor!
I ask that if this feature isn't yet implemented that it be considered with great care. It would server humanity and hopefully bring about peace and tranquility to all of us.
To this end I have started up a petition.
The "No Ass Without a Mask' petition.
Sign it. Hope for it. Demand it.
Just post a reply if you don't have a magick internet pen like I do.....